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Some people are born with a talent and some an ability. When your around people who don't have much skill you feel as though you have talent, but when your around the whole world, its then you get hit down a notch and realise you only have ability..
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nyu? Rawww!!! x3
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“Me it ƒucked first, and now ƒuckƒ thee, / And in this flea our two bloodƒ mingled be”
--John Donne, “The Flea” (3-4)
ZOMG, ƒ looks like f. OMG, I just can't handle the implications. Donne, make a play on words, never. e_e
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When you do things right people won't be sure you done anything at all.
Let us not grow tired of doing good for in due time we shall reap our harvest if we do not give up.
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When you do things right people won't be sure you done anything at all.
Let us not grow tired of doing good for in due time we shall reap our harvest if we do not give up.
<3 Hey, nice body anatomy... methinks if you had raised one of his legs, it'd better give the impression that he's lying down. ^^
And his head is the bomb
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quote by myself: When you do something do it right, or don't do it at all.
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In Soviet Russia Pokémon choose you.
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When you do things right people won't be sure you done anything at all.
Let us not grow tired of doing good for in due time we shall reap our harvest if we do not give up.
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